ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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