Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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