I murdered the dance floor call the cops
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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