i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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