i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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