Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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