Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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