U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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