Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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