I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We are all done wearing pants today
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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