The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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