How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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