Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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