Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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