I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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