We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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