i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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