your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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