At least make sure they are 18
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i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
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do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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