That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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