wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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