it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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