ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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