Sry I called you an 8
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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