lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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