You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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