so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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