Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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