Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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