i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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