I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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