in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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