One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.