i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i think i have herpe
just one?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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