whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
My cat gives me a boner
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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