i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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