I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I think people are normalizing furries
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize