Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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