Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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