I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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