That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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