he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
tell your sister to shave her snatch
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Sorry my hands just texted you
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You blew him?!?!
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.