JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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