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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.

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• (310): View more from California

  Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.

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• (631): View more from New York

  i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?

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• (409): View more from Texas

  god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown

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  And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing

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