I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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