i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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