i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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