According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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