Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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