It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
smell my finger.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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