actually, I'm a sock model
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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