Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Me. At least after what I've been through.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
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Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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