One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he puts the penis in happiness.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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Just invented taco cereal.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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