dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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