dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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