i wish peter jackson would direct porn
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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