Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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