i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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