god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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