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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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